When I was in elementary school, I had the kind of art teacher that would mash up your clay pot and make you redo it “the right way.” At the time I resented the way she stifled my creative mind, but now I think I understand. As I reminisced about the good old days, I thought about our 10,000 lessons on prints. Now for those of you that are slower in the morning, a print is when you draw up some shitty image (like a piece of fruit) and keep printing it over and over again in different colors and on different paper and shit like that. It can look interesting and all, but in the end all you did was reproduce some image a bunch of times. Look, I don’t care that my douchebag art history ex-roommates were doing that shit at the “college level,” a retard could do it.
Now stick with me here… when I took my little frog stamp and printed it in four different colors on construction paper, I didn’t become a goddamn icon of an “art movement.” Somehow, Andy Warhol’s mind-bogglingly simple “art” (aka bullshit in different colors) has become a staple to to the typical asshole artsy college kid’s poster collection. Basically, having some picture of a coke can in four colors says something like “I am so f-ing original I can hardly fit it all into my facebook profile.”
Everywhere you go, more douchebags have bought a ticket to the “Suck Andy Warhol’s Dick” train. I feel like I can’t go a day without seeing one of his played out prints on a bag or a t-shirt (especially is a city, aka breeding grounds for wanabe artsy posers who are going nowhere in life). THANK GOD Apple also hopped aboard the iDouchebag bandwagon and made it so anyone can look as original and artsy as Warhol intended them to be!
I’m going to say this once for all you clowns out there to hear: THE USE OF PRIMARY COLORS DOES NOT MAKE YOU INTERESTING OR COOL. Every time I see the Andy Warhol poster on your wall, it just reaffirms the fact that I should hate you and that you will die alone. I hope you choke on your “culture.”
NV/R,
Maria
[EDIT] You should all check out the first comment on this blog because it’s actually either one of my ex-roommates or another bitch in my sorority. Apparently, she even thinks I’m a gem! thanks Katie Dixon!
Well, I never get tired of shout outs either!!!!!! [/EDIT]
so you’re a bitch?
don’t be angry because you’re an art fag and buy into that shit
-Maria
Awesome.
Could you find something more to productive to bitch about if you’re going to bitch at all. That’s pretty much all you do with your life. Get over it.
deactivate. please. we hate you more, if possible, than you hate us.
At least Ethan was interested in me
I’m glad you know kind, polite people that are not masochistic enough to continually read and comment on things they hate. Moreover, it’s good they feel the need to show us how awesome they clearly are by never trolling internet threads or overreacting to other people’s opinions. You must have such a constantly cheerful outlook because of their positive influence.
I can understand why you don’t like andy warhol, and i understand that you want a blog to vent about cultural frustrations, but please just leave me alone and out of this. I haven’t been posting things about you on the internet.
die. don’t get all upset that people are upset you call them douchebags. and then post it to your facebook.
also we’ve all seen your other blog so we know the other things you’ve said too. seriously, please, deactivate.
i’m not upset, this is hysterical!
-Maria
“die.”
Sooooo the penalty for making a funny post about your opinion on Andy Warhol is… death? That sounds reasonable. You’re a classy, classy lady.
I agree, the only reason its popular is because anyone can do it and it really isn’t that interesting to begin with. We all can agree that we like the color wheel just not that much. Its the same fad that people think they look cool with an iphone in hand. Mac isn’t the problem its that they bank on the self egos of others (e-peens). So we can’t blame mac when most of the problem is the people themselves.
Speaking of problems with people being themselves the problem. WOW to the comments. Those 3 comments in a row happen to be the most shallow natured posts I’ve seen. Lets take a look at the time disparity of the posts though. This person took 30 mins to 2 hours to come up with anything clever to say. Clearly they didn’t muster anything at all.
I don’t mean to sound gay when I say this, but this is delicious. Thankfully, I have a roommate who is a frat to tell me what deactivate means.
I’ll depict. This clearly is a sorority girl fight. Clearly we can see who is troffing through the mud pit and the other is being the better person by not throwing mud herself (because the first one kind of does it to herself anyway).
Oh and better yet, this girl has brought in another girl apparently to post. Look at the one minute difference between posts. Were they sitting next to each other when posting this?
For real now, girls and dumb as you two don’t have anything better to do than try and make another girl look bad?
I mean don’t you have some frat to go to and get your slut on being Friday night delight?
Damn I’m sounding no better here, but I’ll have fun with it at least ^_^,
If Ethan was actually interested in you, you probably wouldn’t have had to worry about Maria. I enjoy this too much, have a great weekend Katie Dixon.
but why would you post something rude about people, then post it on facebook, then get mad that those people are mad at you? chill the fuck out. if you think they’re dicks then don’t hang out with them, but don’t get your panties in a twist because they are reacting to your insults.
what you are failing to realize is that a) i couldn’t give less of a rat’s ass what katie dixon or my two ex-roommates think about my blog and b) none of this has upset me. quite the contrary i find the fact that you’re life is meaningless enough to warrant reading my blog and commenting on it hysterical. i don’t know what there is to chill about because i’m not at all upset or aggravated by this angry comment explosion. oh news flash, i don’t hang out with the people i don’t like! i’m even in a different country!!
i practically peed myself when i read katie dixon’s post saying “at least ethan was interested in me.” kudos to you katie dixon, you’re officially funnier than south park.
get a life. how bout you do you and umma do me?
-Maria
p.s. in the meantime feel free to keep reading my blog like you have obviously been doing
Sounds like Spock is death spiraling into the atmosphere of some misbegotten planet. Scotty is yelling, “Deactivate, deactivate. You’re about to impact a large clump of PMeSing sorority sisters.”
Noooooooo!
Is everybody having as good a time as I am?
V/R JW
I think the funniest thing about all of this is that not one person posted a response about the actual blog which to me obviously shows that they aren’t intelligent enough to actually know anything about it and then after reading the posts they continue to reiterate the fact, since they have nothing better to do with their lives than harass someone out of pure jealousy. But it’s cool to each their own, but Maria its like the old saying says, “never argue with an idiot they’ll just pull you down and beat you with experience.” Or another favorite, “keep talking shit because your making me famous.” It just makes you all the more awesome to have people who actually care enough to obsess over a blog opinion that has nothing to with them.
LOL to the last guy. i like andy warhol, but mac has enabled way too many people to consider themselves “artsy”. i love how everyone thinks it’s “creative” to use it as a profile picture too. yeah, you and the 100000000000000000000 other people who have used it are veeeery creative….
I refuse to believe dumb bitches actually took the time to attempt to cause drama on a site just because the site is being run by someone they don’t like. Please stop, those of us with fully-functioning brains actually enjoy reading what is posted here, and we don’t care about whether or not they’re a bitch in real life. Just because the coathanger missed you dumb broads doesn’t mean you’re serving a purpose by not having been aborted. Stop wasting bandwidth, and then work on how to stop wasting our air.
And to get back on topic: Andy Warhol sucks.