Oh Canada, Never Stop Being Crazy

Ah, the simple joys of childhood. Skipping in the meadow (yeah whatever; only kids in 1950s films ever did that). Making necklaces out of dandelions. Suing your father for grounding you.

Er, what?

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A girl in Quebec was grounded by her father after he found her chatting to strangers online and posting up “inappropriate photos” of herself (NUDES). She’s only 12, so this does not seem at all unreasonable – hell, she probably doesn’t even have her period yet.

Normal kids go and sulk in their room and scream, “I HATE YOU!” when their Dad asks them to come down for dinner. This little charmer asked the lawyer who represented her in her parent’s divorce to sue her Dad.

This isn’t entirely remarkable in and of itself, because everyone knows that pre-teens are brats and if she has access to a lawyer, why not? What is remarkable is that the judge not only didn’t throw the case out of court, but the daughter WON.

Word is the reparations were made in the form of Barbies.

- Margo


5 Responses to “Oh Canada, Never Stop Being Crazy”


  1. 1 ¿W? April 16, 2009 at 2:57 pm

    THE CANADIAN GIRLS ARE SUCH BRATS i can completely believe this margey… everyone is SELF-ABSORBED. can you even imagine being 12 doing this though? I was in 7th or 8th grade… could never have done this to my parents even when i was at the height of my bratty-ness.

    way to perfectly portray quebec! I WILL BE BACK IN THE GOOD OL’ USA IN TWO WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    -Maria

  2. 2 grace April 17, 2009 at 5:02 pm

    …….wtf. is every part of canada as crazy as this?

  3. 3 ... February 7, 2010 at 5:04 am

    I am Canadian and I know that Canada and USA have rivals but i’m a good sport so i think most of it is pretty funny.
    that being said… Not all of Canada is that retarded… its mostly just Quebec… They’ve wanted to seperate from Canada and become their own country and if you took a survey, 99.9% of Canadians would agree that they should because their fucking ridiculous and humiliate the rest of us… as you can see from the above…


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