Today, I was looking at the internetz and I realized that LadySybilla had done so much more stupid stuff that I needed to write another entry about it. FML.
Just kidding! You know I love her and her crazy belief that she should be worshipped because she’s not trying to make money off of her fanfiction anymore, guysssss!
Anyway, to update you: LadySybilla (although she claims to have a college education – suggesting she has a job – and a teenage kid) somehow found the time to not only edit the crap out of her FanHistory page under a psuedonym that wasn’t at all obvious, but the time to release another press release that nobody read except for the lulz (unfortunately the original already appears to be deleted), and the time to make a Twitter.
FanHistory pages are what people make when they’re so into something, and so into what others say/write/draw about the subject, that they feel the need to document it. The only time anybody reads them are when they want recommendations for Harry Potter porn, or to take part in a lulzfest like this one. Anyhoo, the Russet Noon fanpage as edited by normal people says pretty much what my articles do: crazy lady, huge fanfiction, do not pass go; do not collect 200 dollars.
The Russet Noon fanpage as edited by LadySybilla (I’m sorry, ArtisticRevolution – and by Revolution she means THERE IS A UNIVERSAL MIND ALL YOUR CHARACTERS ARE BELONG TO ME) says that LadySybilla is a great kid but the teachers hated her and the other kids were meanies! She’d do so much better in school if that mean bully would stop taking her toys and stealing her lunch money!
Quite frankly, I don’t have the time and inclination to wade through all this crap, but if you want to see LadySybilla BAWWWWing, feel free to look at the usertalk page on FanHistory where LadySybilla tries to get the mods to do what she wants by being “nice” and “appealing to their professionalism” (because nothing’s more professional than trying to sell your fanfiction).
There is also currently a parody in the making. Which LadySybilla says time after time omg it’s so awesome I’m famous!!!! And not butthurt at all!!!!
That’s why her current press release compares her to Osama Bin Laden to try to make her seem better. Nice try! It contains such mis-spelled gems as:
A glorious mob aching to bully a lone ranger, indie self-publisher, into exhile.
Methinks the lady doth protest too much (and also open her yapper too much).
NV/R,
Margo
i would say “WHEN IS SHE JUST GOING TO GIVE UP” but it is just much too entertaining to wish for this to happen! i still am a little confused by the entire thing with the paranormal crap on her site? so did she have that BEFORE all of the twilight fanfic drama?
NV/R,
Maria
AV Paranormal is her “publisher” apparently, though of course owned by LadySybilla. It’s separate from the Twilight crap, but it does belong to LadySybilla.
NV/R,
Margo
omg i thought it was over…will it ever be?!?!?!