Tiffany (aka New York from Flavor of Love) is back and this time she’s ready to shamelessly appear on TV just for the money/fame boost (unlike the last three shows she was on…)! Basically, since she isn’t making any kind of money as an “actress,” the premise of the show is that she will do whatever job we choose for her. A job well done? 10,000 big ones! That will probably pay for her next boob job. A job poorly done will lead to more entranced viewers and a second season. You do the math…
Interestingly enough, it’s not only New York that’s trying to shamelessly scam money off the public. Vh1 chargest $1 to vote via text message for New York’s short-lived career choices. The poor suckers voting for the obvious choice (pest extermination vs. something boring) are wasting time and money on this show… double whammy. I would be more concerned about it but probably the only person interested enough to vote is Pumpkin, who got an extra couple of minutes in the limelight by spitting on New York.
The season premiere was so incurably dull that I started tuning out New York to focus on my dog licking herself. Vh1 inflicts New York and her breasts, which appear roughly two minutes before she does, upon us and subject us to a monologue. What Vh1 fails to realize is that nobody cares what New York has to say; we just want to see her attack people. When the show got rolling New York realized she would have to be a pest exterminator and freaked out worse than Tom Cruise on Oprah’s couch. For the events of the rest of the episode, multiply this by 2,000. Every time she sees something remotely alive she freaks out and runs, including the obviously fake rubber snake.
The only conclusion I can draw is that VH1 hates black people. In the past few years of watching VH1, I have yet to see a single intelligent black person. Let’s recap: Flavor Flav, New York, Dallas (Rock of Love), Cable Guy (Daisy of Love), Abiola (Tough Love)… the list goes on. These morons are so overwhelmingly retarded that for a second you forget that they represent a (thankfully) small percentage of the world. Unfortunately, then I remember Daisy, Bret, Frank the Entertainer (I love New York), Frenchie (Rock of Love), Arian (Tough Love), and all the other equally retarded white people. The only logical conclusion I can draw is that Vh1 wants us to lose faith in the entire human race. Why are they doing this? The scientologists must be behind it…
NV/R,
Maria
The simple life in more ways than one (hurr hurr, seewutididthere?).
NV/R,
Margo
I think reality shows, often sometimes funny, however definitely not this one,are to desensitize people to ignorance. VH1 is not the only channel that exploit people with their poor reality shows. What about all those fear shows etc. Again to desensitize people to accept certain behaviors. What’s next, people will be close to taking their own lives right on public t.v. You be the judge. Peace.
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Scientologists, indeed! I checked out (most of) the first episode.
Boring.
Just waiting for VH1 to finally come clean and admit that New York is a man. (Ditto for “Sister” Paterson, but I think he/she/it is pre-op.)
Loved your review of the show!
THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF SISTER PATERSON DIANA!
she deserves an entire PAGE of this blog for being such a wreck…
NV/R,
Maria