Every once in awhile, Funny or Die fails me miserably. In between Zach Galifianakis and Pearl Ferrell… F’D slips in something so terrible it makes me lose faith in humanity.
Exhibit A: Lindsay Lohan’s Attempt At Comedy
“I’m recently single, (pause) I think, and I’m looking for someone who I can spend the rest of my life with. Or, at least the rest of my probation with. Ha ha. A little bit about me. I’m an actress, a singer, an entrepreneur and I single-handedly kept ninety percent of all gossip websites in business. I would define my personality as, uh, creative. I’m a bit of night owl. I’m a workaholic, a shopaholic, and-”
Give me a call the second probation jokes get funny. Then we can all sit at the campfire singing kumbaya and making fun of malnourished children with AIDs. Let’s set the record straight: nobody ever found Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton, or any other anorexic female celebrity who was just discovering the miracles of drugs and alcohol “funny.”
Thank God for the “Die” button. In the meantime, ¿WITP? will be accepting donations for our “Feed Lindsay (and other washed-up celebrities) Drive.” We appreciate the kind that jingles, but we’d rather get the kind that folds.
NV/R,
Maria
She looks totally awful in this video – like’s been sitting out in sun for a few hundred years. Good gracious, this video would be funnier (maybe) if she didn’t look like a starving orphan.
NV/R,
Margo
It is interesting how others care so much about how the people in the limelight look. This video is a reflection of that, and that is perhaps why Lindsay Lohan made it. I don’t think the majority of people know the true self of another person, regardless of whether their life is always splashed out on the media. They are not them, so how can they have a clue about anything they do. The video demonstrates the real world we live in, full of judgement and I think Lindsay knows that. A perfect eye opener. Good share! P.S-Love your site.