Naked Rihanna – No Shirt, No Shoes, No Talent! (SFW)

Wow Perez, really out-assholed yourself this time. Rihanna (former girlfriend/abusee of Chris “Ima Beat You Up BEYOTCH” Brown) is in the spotlight again (thanks to Perez) – NAKED. Sifting through the pictures at first seems pretty tame (I don’t see a huge difference between celebs in underwear and celebs in bikinis).

Then all the sudden it’s like being Rihanna’s mirror straight out of a Pussycat Dolls video!? We’re talking full-frontal, extremely explicit, inappropriate snapshots. Wow Rihanna… all that incredible PR/sympathy you’ve been rolling in the past months down the drain.

@rihannadisturbia

The truth is that Rihanna has been swimming in controversy instead of talent from the beginning. First we thought she was a man (“thought” like I don’t think that anymore…) and then of course the Chris Brown fiasco. Now this? I’ll be the first to say that I hate Rihanna’s music. SOS, please someone help me… words straight from God. Her songs are more mentally and physically debilitating than Chris Brown’s left hook. Paired with looking like a dying ostrich stuck in a Eurythmics music video and you’ve got Grade A Hollywood Trainwreck.

NV/R,

Maria

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15 Responses to “Naked Rihanna – No Shirt, No Shoes, No Talent! (SFW)”


  1. 1 ¿W? May 9, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    I cannot describe to you how much I hate Disturbia. It’s so so so irritating. And your description of how she looks is dead on.

    NV/R,

    Margo

  2. 2 The Pure Evil May 10, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    Whoa…

  3. 3 ME May 10, 2009 at 6:02 pm

    I can’t believe the poll results! Come on, she is hot. OK, maybe it isn’t hot to let naked pictures of yourself leak onto the Internet, but honestly. She’s got a great body!

  4. 4 Bertam Hornswaggle May 10, 2009 at 6:44 pm

    It seems like nudity is the default shelter for those who are at the 14:55 mark of their fame. Those that want to keep their “credibility” seem to accidentally have those nudes leaked. This just smells of such nincompoopery.

  5. 5 The Pure Evil May 11, 2009 at 12:57 am

    I’d hit it…harder than Chris Brown did. lol (I couldn’t resist Maria. I really had to use that joke at some point in my life).

  6. 8 She's Hott! May 11, 2009 at 8:43 am

    I’d say there’s a lot of jealousy involved in this poll cause she’s def. hot and has a nice body, but anyways, I’d Hit It.

  7. 11 sonny July 22, 2009 at 8:13 pm

    she is looking a little jiggly these days

  8. 12 CTИЛЯГA June 4, 2010 at 2:53 am

    Хм… Но, как говорят, а воз и ныне там :)


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