When we last left off, Kevin was having to move out of his dorm as punishment for being a wannabe fraggot, Jordan was busy being personality-void, Andrea told Josh to JUST LEAVE HER ALONE GOSHHHH, Josh was drowning his sorrows in women, and Lindsay learned the effectiveness of the speed-dial when it comes to dating.
In this episode, Kevin surprisingly cleans up his act a little (at times literally) when he moves to the new apartment, probably because he has nobody to party with anymore and its no fun being an alcoholic by yourself.
Jordan continues developing his ability to be astoundingly dull even when passing out over a toilet. I’m not really sure what he was doing to get there (probably consuming the Natty Light that Kevin missed out on), because my eyes glaze over and I start snoring every time Jordan comes onscreen.
The real interest of this show lies in Andrea, Josh, and Lindsay. Just when you thought this show might have douchebags boring enough to be unstaged…
In a totally unplanned and unpredictable move, Josh and Lindsay are now dating! How they met? I’m guessing that they bonded over a shared love of MTV airtime.
This unholy union pisses Andrea off an infinite amount even after telling Josh multiple times that she has absolutely no interest in him as a boyfriend. The big problem with Lindsay is that she might have the sexxors with Josh, which would mean that Andrea would be devestated for life and could never get back with Josh (clearly the end of the world). In Andrea’s head, Josh exists to toady to her and Lindsay is there to be a plague upon the world (not far off the mark actually).
Congratulations MTV, you have managed to violate my trust once again.
NV/R,
Maria
i may be making this up but i *thought* i saw Lindsay at Andrea’s “surprise birthday party.” on the other hand, all of these girls look the same to me so it could have just been her heinous roommate.
i also feel violated.
this show is already going downhill! so sad…
NV/R,
Maria