When the craigslist killer hit the news, I was honestly blindsided. I had absolutely no idea that people used craigslist for anything other than furniture and old vhs tapes. ERONEOUS. Apparently, you can sell everything (including your pride, dignity, shame, etc) using the “men seeking woman” page of craigslist.
Essentially, this is for the chumps that are even too cheap to pay for a match.com or eharmony account! The ads come in two flavors:
- Sexual Predator
he'll be real SUBTLE when he disposes of your dead body
- Mr. Perfect?
what deformity could he be hiding on the left side of his face? is he a GINGER!?
This man is a winner… the picture is always a little too blurry, and his “drive” (ahem) is always a little too high. I use the term “man” loosely, since we can’t really know for sure. About 9 out of 10 of these are either fake or by no means indicative of the OP’s body type, sex drive, financial situation, or gender.
On the opposite end of the spectrum comes this guy. His body type may or may not be perfect, but it’s negotiable. What really stands out is his attention to detail, need for affection (most commonly manifests this need into a “likes to cuddle during movies” line), and mention of education level. You’re reading and it hits you… wait a minute, this is exactly what I look for in a guy.
What’s that? Off in the bottom? Oh! A posting id, because he posted a personal ad on craigslist. The guy isn’t Mr. Perfect, after all. He’s a whack job.
NV/R,
Maria
Craigslist has been the eHookup for a long time. I’m surprised that someine hasn’t been eRaped or eMurdered before now. SWM into all kinds of crazy stuff. If you want to get with someone clean and discrete call mailbox #6969. Also looking for a ball washer.
Your names brighten my day, Guido
Also, I’m pretty sure a few people have been e-raped/e-murdered from craigslist at this point. It has even been referred to as an online prostitution site (harsh words!)
I would respond to your personal ad, Dr. W. Erm
NV/R,
Maria
Holy shit! I know that second guy!
NOOOO this is just so wrong. Maria, did you hear about the craigslist killer? He was roaming somewhere around Boston. Bright guy, Boston University medical student. Just… a murder. Craigslist. Ha
I resent this attack against gingers! Maria, you and I will be having strong words…
NV/R,
Margo
Hi. I’m Crusty. 22, Independently wealthy and heir to the Comfy Couch fortune. I’m looking for a go getter with an irreverent sense of humor, who likes to have fun and laugh, but doesn’t want to move into a relationship too fast. I don’t roll that way. No pressure, no expectations, just fun and conversation and cynical observations of the world around us. If you’re interested, please leave a message at thecrustycurmudgeon.com. Or, if you know anybody who need a new couch, let me know.
I’m confused by this post…I am fairly certain this is the primary use of Craig’s list, and has been for like 8 years.
I’m still waiting on my response from craigslist!
Can you buy children on craigslist yet?
I’m not gonna treat them poorly, I just got some shit that needs doin. Like a moat. Or murder.