In the latest two episodes of College Life, “February” and “Spring Break”, we see true love and hearbreak. Success and failure. Temptation and redemption. All in under an hour… gotta love it.
February starts with problems between the new “it” couple, Josh and Lindsay. Josh starts his best leech impersonation, and Lindsay has to study. This annoys Josh when she doesn’t instantly returns his texts. As everyone knows, desperation is the best attractant, so Lindsay… dumps him. Surprise! Of course, not before she and Andrea have an extremely awkward conversation on Facebook.
Andrea’s having problems of her own. She’s stopped going to church in favor of doing lingerie fashion shows, so her uber-Christian rooommates now hate her. Fair enough, we hate her too.
Jordan’s got relationship issues too. He hooks up with a girl named Coco… really… while drunk, and then dumps her because she listens to Nickelback. I’d have dumped her too, but not because she listens to bad music; because her name is freaking Coco!
Kevin’s part consists of him dealing with a bat. Fascinating.
In the Spring Break episode, everyone heads to Panama City because the MTV camera crew didn’t want to split up to go separate places with these kids.
Andrea decides her roommates are right (aka, she is a pansy) and that she needs to focus on her bff Jesus. So she walks around the beach and pesters people about whether God is in their lives. Josh, when he’s not stalking her or Lindsay… Wait, that’s all he does.
Kevin, on the other hand, gets to Panama City despite being ditched by his ride, and makes nice with a group of ugly rich girls so that he has a place to stay. He provides the “entertainment”… Is this tv-appropriate?!
Poor Jordan is the only one stuck at home in Illinois, watching Discovery Channel. Wonder if he noticed the surplus of animal attack stories?
NV/R,
Margo
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