Joe Jonas is a Single Lady

Just when you thought the hype about the disgustingly beautiful Taylor Swift’s new music video for “You Belong With Me” was going to overwhelm the hype about the Jonas Brothers… The world steps in to kick you in the nuts with Joe Jonas lip-synching “All the Single Ladies”.

If you’re as unlucky in life as I am, you’ll have been forwarded the link to the cringe-inducing gayfest about half a million times in the past week. I didn’t need to be sent this to guess that like every other non-straight man of the time, Joe Jonas feels the need to don a leotard and high heels and strut his stuff.

We really wish he hadn’t. Of course, according to good ol’ Mom, Joe has “carnal desires“… Isn’t that a frightening thought? The only thing I can imagine any of them getting excited about is a new purity ring.

NV/R,

Margo

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7 Responses to “Joe Jonas is a Single Lady”


  1. 1 ¿W? June 5, 2009 at 9:16 pm

    Is it me or is he missing an adams apple, a personality, and a package!?

    NV/R,

    Maria

  2. 2 ¿W? June 5, 2009 at 9:16 pm

    p.s. “if you liked it then you should have put a PURITY ring on it”

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

    NV/R,

    Maria

  3. 3 yahookid June 6, 2009 at 8:19 am

    I think Joe Jonas is a gay.. As What I have seen in his recent video doing the Beyonce “All the single ladies” song.

    See it here:

    http://yahookid.wordpress.com
    http://yahookid.blogspot.com

  4. 4 Xav June 6, 2009 at 9:48 pm

    Whatever Margo! I don’t even own a leotard or high heels. There’s gay, and there’s transvestite, and there’s transgender….and then there’s the Jonas brothers.

  5. 6 Nithya July 1, 2009 at 7:11 am

    so gayyyyyy


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