Skinny jeans: the best and worst thing to happen to the 21 century. I say best because some people can “pull them off.” (This is a phrase I tend to hate because I think everyone can pretty much “pull off” whatever style [notice I say style, not specific cut of shirts/pants/etc] as long as they have self-confidence.) On the other hand, many men and women should throw away their dreams of dressing like Lindsay Lohan out the window and accept the fact that they look godawful in skinny jeans, aka CHICKEN PANTS.
OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO THEIR ANKLES!? THEY HAVE DISAPPEARED. Using NASA technology, I was able to zoom in on Joe Jonas and bring you this startling image:
NEWS FLASH… skinny jeans make your legs look like a chicken. If you are the perfect height (aka not too midget-y and not too Shrek-y), then you may not look like Chicken Little in your Hot Topic pants. Otherwise, you are spending hundreds on looking like an animal that sleeps and eats in it’s own poop. Om nom nom.
NV/R,
Maria
You finally write again and it’s a repeat? What gives?
not exactly a repeat… just noticed today the remarkable resemblance between people in skinny jeans and chickens.
stop being such a critical cate, you negative nancy.
NV/R,
Maria
Just saw Queen Latifah wearing tight jeans and chucks on a commercial…awful.
I bet she looked like a giant chicken. A giant soul chicken.
NV/R,
Maria
My great-Granny in Och-Aye Land raised chickens and never once ate chicken in her entire life because they were so dirty. Anything resembling chicken in any way makes me vaguely queasy.
NV/R,
Margo
I seem to recall you wearing skinny jeans once or twice.
I happen to look amazing in them
Also, have you made a match.com account yet?
NV/R,
Maria aka Hypocrisy Jones
maybe there should be a license in order to wear them… that might cut back on people who really SHOULD NOT be wearing them. also, as much as i love the jonas brothers, their shoe choice does not help. the black pointy shoes blend into the pants a little too well.
Don’t be jealous because Joe Jonas looks better in skinny jeans than you ever will.
I have to disagree. I love skinny jeans! But not on ANY of the Jonas Brothers.