Comments on: Starbucks Employees: Thanks A Latte Douchebag

By: Johne

Johne — Tue, 17 May 2011 16:25:44 +0000

Hello! awesome site!

By: ¿W?

¿W? — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 19:11:47 +0000

Yep, nobody understands you. Keep crying those tears onto your Green Day CD.

NV/R,

Margo

By: bearista

bearista — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 18:41:29 +0000

We are repeating your drink to you and asking you if it’s right, know it’s hot, etc… to avoid having to throw out the drink of all the IDIOT CUSTOMERS that DON’T KNOW what they are ordering. Or to avoid you getting in a huff when it’s made wrong. Bottom line is, there is no pleasing you. You’re an American Idiot. Ps.. Thanks a latte, have a grande!

By: ¿W?

¿W? — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 18:08:55 +0000

I agree with you calling working at Starbucks a “job”. However, apparently you cannot tell the difference between a forum and a blog! Allow me to personally say: WELCOME TO THE INTERNET. Grow a thicker skin and stop being upset that those customers who pay your bills dare to come into the store.

NV/R,

Margo

By: ¿W?

¿W? — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 14:13:15 +0000

oh no! an uneducated moron talks about me and my friends because we can afford to spend $10 on starbucks every day!! go to college, get a real degree, and get a real job. i have no sympathy for you. you are underpaid and overworked because you have no veritable skills in the real world and nobody wants to hire you.

NV/R,

Maria

By: EvanT

EvanT — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 09:28:29 +0000

or why can you retards not understand the fact that barista’s have to deal with F***’s like you all day who go on and on about how much you ‘hate the experiance” or dislike our methods.
put yourself in our place, if you would.

1. this ‘job’ is not by choice. we have bills to pay just like you.
2. this position is much like getting raped with an apron on. in anyother fast food job like McD’s or BK, you dont expect anything special. OH! but come to STARBUCKS (like omg, this is supposed to be the piss of GOD) and you expect something different?
3. oh, then you start a damn internet forum about how its not what you expected? if you dont like us, then dont come back? find a new store? make your own coffee the way you like it?
4. understant that we hate you being in our store as much as we show it. we think you are retarded for ordering cold coffee on a cold day. we think your clothes look funny or that you look like a dork (and yes, we talk to our partners about you). OH! and another thing: we remember you the next time you come in.
5. refering to the last point of ’4′, if you didnt tip us, be polite (or at least funny), we will (and yes, i have) spit in your drinks, play stupid with you, not give you the drink you ordered on purpose, and NOT give you the experience you thought you might get.

most of us hate working there as much as a fat kid hates a diet.
we are underpaid, overworked, and we deal with clones of YOU for 8 hours a day.

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By: ¿W?

¿W? — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 23:37:09 +0000

Sadly I did not create “thanks a latte, have a grande!” But I’ll accept an award anyways!

NV/R,

Maria

By: The Crusty Curmudgeon

The Crusty Curmudgeon — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 22:51:27 +0000

Maria: “Thanks a Latte Douchebag.” lol. I’m giving you an award for that!

By: Quweequeg

Quweequeg — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 19:04:24 +0000

OMG! I love shrimp scampi and chai tea! It’s so good for dinner dinner.