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In the most public way possible.

Chris Brown, who has not received jail time, just took the COLOSSAL step of apologizing to Youtube’s audience. He never actually specified what he was apologizing for (perhaps beating Rihanna in the face? Just a guess), but he did say that he was very very sorry. Oh good! He also said he’s “told Rihanna countless times” that he’s sorry… perhaps he shouted it from the 150 feet away that he’s required to stay?

What’s truly unbelievable are the comments on the video. One of my favorites probably thinks that all of MTV’s shows are unstaged:

i am glad that you have spoke directly to use and not in a statement

Someone else apparently found all those pictures of Chris with a bloody lip and black eyes…

Rihanna is a jealous stuck up sly bitch and we all kno it was a two way fing so i don’t kno why every1 is takin it all out on you. Your’e true fans will always be by yourside so dont pay attention to the haters!

Of course, some people have limits:

sometimes i guess a bitch just needs to get slapped out… (not bitten though)

Genius here apparently wants a black eye:

this atually made me cry. Christopher…you are a role model no matter what!!!!! what you did everyone forgives and forgets. I was behind you 100% of the way…some people may say they are your biggest fan and blah blah im not going to sit here and say that. because i already know how much i like you and WOULD LOVE TO MEET YOU…

Have fun meeting your role model; remember that broccoli prevents bruising.

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Margo