Nice try, guys. For a second there I thought I had hundreds of good-looking friends! Then, sadly, I realized that instead everyone on my newsfeed has brilliantly substituted their usual duckface profile pic for a celebrity.
For those who haven’t noticed, the new Facebook fad is to change your profile to a celebrity you think looks like you.
Helen Keller and Ray Charles on Look-Alike Week
News flash, Helen Keller: every single person that has an attractive celebrity as their profile picture doesn’t in the least bit resemble them. Oh wait… I have noticed that people have been sticking pretty true to skin tone and gender.
Wake up and smell the roses – none of you are special. If you were special and looked remotely like any celebrities, you’d probably be one and have your own pictures with more doctoring than Joan Rivers. Since you’re spending your time reading this blog and changing your profile picture according to the latest trend, I’ll have to assume you are just a moron.
NV/R,
Maria
It’s so very disappointing when I realize that I am not in fact friends with someone who looks like Marilyn Monroe, and I can’t get that chance to punch her in the face for starting the most idiotic trend among college freshmen girls.
NV/R,
Margo
Whatevs, you’re just jealous because we is sexy.
you’re just mad b/c you THOUGHT mine was a doppelganger picture when in reality i AM that fucking beautiful and amazing and the paparazzi won’t get off my back, saying things like “omg your so beautiful! how did you get so lucky” to which i say “bitches don’t question it, i’m just living the mother fucking dream” and leave them hanging begging for more of my harmonious voice.
BAM
cooked to perfection Emeril Style.
HAHA Karissa I will let your faux pas slide because you have naturally supermodel hair… so basically it doesn’t matter what you do because I’ll hate you anyways.
NV/R,
Maria
Maria,
George Clooney uses a picture of ME.
HAHAHA!!!! (in)GLORIOUS!
NV/R,
Maria
p.s. eh? eh? pun?
I look like Whoopie Goldberg. Now, do you still want to complain?
Link us to your facebook! Also, this comment made me laugh harder than re-reading my article (which, needless to say, never happens).
NV/R,
Maria