It seems I cannot live my life without being accosted by little spawns of Satan and their brain dead parents running into me and interrupting my extremely important life. Somehow amidst all of the politically correct bullshit surrounding American society, it became unacceptable to beat misbehaving children or expect them to learn things in school. Result: millions of little brats running around like Helen Keller in the mall.
Of course these dumb little shitlets get away with murder by their hippy parents that put them in schools to learn conflict resolution and other absurdities that 7 year olds clearly need formal training on. They may be in the 25th percentile on standardized tests, but their private school education really boosts their self-esteem you guys.
What’s more obnoxious is when their douchewizard parents give you the I’m-A-Useless-Member-Of-Society shrug as if to say “what can you do” and you’re just supposed to chuckle and say something stupid like “kids will be kids.” No. Kids will be monsters if you don’t beat them. It’s your little cockroach menaces that grow up and become art history majors and raise more little turds. Use a condom.
NV/R,
Maria
I like it when spermlings and spawn tell me what they are feeling and/or act cute. I am all for beating children with various objects and devices: dog leashes, text books, crucifixes, broom handles, and sometimes the occasional ladle and or electrical device. I think I am going to have kids just to stifle their budding creativity and destroy their incessant need to say stupid things (and because I always wanted a short version of me that I can make wear FUBU outfits with unicorn stickers).
Heh, nice rant. True too. But as much as I hate the kids, I hate the parents more. Their parents are too brain dead to raise their kids right.
If your kid is too young (or stupid/spoiled) to get that you don’t make a scene in public, DO NOT TAKE THEM THERE. Make restaurants and movies treats for when they are good, and immediately take them out of there if they act up.
If they’re old enough to know better, and they act up anyway, then deny them modern amenities. Seriously, take away their phone or computer access, and watch them crumble.
Of course, a lot of parents were raised in the same bloody environment of overprotection and permissiveness. Then they pass it onto their kids. Alternatively, they’re just too damn lazy. How many parents do you hear blaming public schools for their kids being bad? I’d like to give those parents 20 kids to not only control, but to TEACH for 8 hours a day. They think a couple kids are bad…
The best we can do is raise kids right. And maybe tell off that parent next time their kid is being a little shit. Shame can be a surprisingly powerful motivator.
“do not take them there” – AMEN!!!!!!
NV/R,
Maria
Overprotectiveness leads to lack of ballsackyness and ability to make your own decisioness. Just use the old belt/fist/switch from the old hickory tree out back manuever. If said hickory tree doesn’t exist, use a wooden spoon or ping pong paddle. Also stop giving 11 year olds cell phones. And laptops. And stop bringing your 3 year old into R rated movies. I went to see The Departed because I wanted to enjoy Nicholson being racist and Leo and the rest of the cast saying “fuck” a thousand times. Not to hear your stupid child scream and cry because you and the 12 other mexicans you are with are sharing the milk recently pumped from your breasts in the 1989 Chevy Astro van you all just came in because you are too broke to spend 20 dollars on a small Cherry Coke and a terrible movie hot dog like every other person because you spent your money on meth.
“My parents don’t beat me” is just another way to say “my parents don’t care enough to raise me to be a responsible citizen”.
NV/R,
Margo
Children must be beaten early. I’m not above beating my kids in front of people.
Why isnt it acceptable to whip other people’s kids for them? That used to happen. Not that long ago. It happened to me, twice.