Archive

April 2010

The Hills: Final Season Premiere

True Life: I’m Hustlin’ in the Hamptons

Taking the Stage Cast on Facebook

Is Formspring Stupid?

March 2010

Neat! Living Off The Grid!

He Bangs: Ricky Martin Comes Out as Gay

My Thoughts On Tattoos

Please Talk Louder; I’m Fascinated by your Conversation

Book Review: The Black Unicorn

February 2010

Taking the Stage Season 2: Video Review!

Whale Trainer Dies; Outpouring of Support for the Whale

Domestic Abuse: Teen Mom Farrah

Doppelganger Week on Facebook

January 2010

Even a Saving Roll Can’t Save You from Jail

I Hate Rhapsody Commercials

You Have No Game #1

Guido Dictionary: Heated

Snooki Is AMAZING

Real World DC Episode 3

Teen Mom

November 2009

Philosophy of a Useful Major

Pedophiles For Siennas 2009

October 2009

We Can See Your Camel Toe (And We Are Not Amused)

6yo Pilots Balloon Over Colorado (oh shit)

September 2009

Kylie Presents Windows 7

Tools Unite: The Facebook Status

Real World: Cancun, The Drama Sort of Heats Up

August 2009

Danyl Johnson is Totally Tapping That

Why Cox Cable Sucks Cox

Ryan Jenkins Doesn’t Look Good for Megan Wants a Millionaire

Online Diplomas: Just As Worthless As Originally Thought

Miley Cyrus Pole Dances, Returns to Her Roots?

Torturing Young Girls: Apparently Illegal

Texas or Australia: Expensive Fetishes

Man Yawns and Gets 6 Months in Jail

Nuts For Your Truck: Scrotumus Maximus

Harry Potter and the Full-Blooded Suck

Boy’s Head Severed From Neck – Goes Back to Racing

Girl Can’t Find Job, Sues School

Scottish People are Freaking Crazy

Megan Wants a Millionaire – Premiere

Facebook Profile Pictures

Megan Wants a Millionaire

July 2009

Sick People

When You REALLY Don’t Want To Go To Church

WoW Update: Life As A Huntard

“The Yes Men” – Bullshitting Extraordinaires

NYC Prep: The Real School?

Daisy of Love Finale: And the Loser is…

Let’s Talk About Livejournal

Don’t Tase Me, Bro!

Life After Labor: 16 & Pregnant

Bret Michaels Too Slow for Tony Awards

The Real World: Cancun

“God Hates The World” (that means you!)

Suicide Over iPhone Prototype

Why Being On Campus During the Summer Sucks

Why Giving Blood Sucks

Chris Brown Apologizes to Rihanna

Anatomy of a Two Lane Highway

Rock/Real Chance of Love Charm School

Is She Really Going Out With Him: Jeremy and Dani

16 & Pregnant: Season 2 Announced!

GYT

16 & Pregnant: Farrah’s Evil Mother

Pricks Unite: “Life Is Good”

Drake from Degrassi is a Dope Rapper G!

Otherkin: The Next Gen of D&D

Teacher Marries Student; PTA Has Aneurysm

Facebook Fails Us Once Again

Starbucks Employees: Thanks A Latte Douchebag

Sarah Palin Resigns!

“That Guy” aka The One-Upper

Heidi & Spencer Make A Music Video

Foreign Countries Suck

June 2009

Should I Play World Of Warcraft Again?

Guys That Yell During “The Game”

Do Not Eat At The Palm

Flying by Air: Perhaps a Poor Choice

No, I Will Not Fix Your Computer

Wearing Stupid Clothing

The Bumper Sticker

Driving Irritatingly Slow: Undeniably Cathartic

Skinny Jeans aka Chicken Pants

May I Take Your Order?

TILT: Nick Lachey

Hide! It’s the Intelligencia Elite!

It’s a Dog-Flush-Dog World

TILT: 16 and Pregnant – Maci

Facebook, the Final Frontier in Annoyance

Teenagers: Plague On My Life

Joe Jonas Fights Back!

Miss California is FIRED!

Stripper Kicks Man in Head

Real Life Super Heroes – Plague on Society

Dr. Drew Criticizes Lindsay Lohan

Why Rednecks Are Superior To Gangstas

Joe Jonas is a Single Lady

craigslist: The New eHarmony

MTV’s College Life – Spring Break

PETA Controls Hollywood

Heidi and Spencer Quit I’m a Celebrity

Octo-Mom to have Own TV Show

May 2009

MTV Rapes Eminem: 2009 VMAs

TILT: Awkard Family Photos For Real AMURICANS

Tila Tequila “Pregnant”… Shockingly Not A Virgin!

Skateboarding: Innocent Fun or Life-Ruiner?

Janice Dickinson Falls Down a Flight of Stairs

Insurance by Progressive! Narrated by Flo

Green Day: Musicians That Should Retire

Animal Planet’s River Monsters

Ann Curry Sexually Harasses Brad Pitt

The Hills: Heidi’s Cowboy Dad

Coming Soon: 16 & Pregnant

Kristen Cavallari Replaces Lauren Conrad On The Hills

Texas Or Australia: Twins With Two Dads

Texas Or Australia: When Elevators Attack!

Tragic News: Lindsay Lohan Has Returned

Texas or Australia: Stabbed Over Dinner

Season Premiere: Charm School With Ricki Lake

Kidz Bop Drops A Bomb: The “F” Bomb

High School Yearbook Displays Vagina

Montauk Monster = Montag Monster?

Cable Guy From Daisy Of Love Responds

iTunes Store, Worse Than Being Rick-Rolled

College Life: Mid-Season Recap

Love Triangle: Ray J, Cocktail, and Tila Tequila

Daisy of Love – As the Season Goes On!

America’s Next Top Model Cycle 12 Recap

Mia Carruthers, Life After Taking the Stage

Naked Rihanna – No Shirt, No Shoes, No Talent! (SFW)

Lindsay Lohan: Unfed and Unfunny

Taking the Stage Season 1 – Final Update

Star Trek Begins (To Suck More)

Jon & Kate Plus 8 – SCANDAL PART 2!

A Dot Com Wasn’t Enough For Our Awesome

A Day on the Farm with Neal Horsley

New York Goes to Work – The Simple Life, Black Edition

College Life – Update 2

The Hills: Where “Vacation Baggage Follows You Home”

Ugly & Talented: The Susan Boyle Success Story

Tough Love – The Lovin’s Over

Praying, as Easy as Paypal!

Watch Your Money Disappear Into (MacBook) Air

The Hills lives on, Lauren Conrad does not.

Yo Son, That’s My Jam!!

Anne Rice Takes Another Dip in the Crazy Pool

Taking the Stage – Update 2

April 2009

Study Says Creature With Giant Wings Maybe Couldn’t Fly

College Life – Update 1

Didn’t Like Spiders Before?

Daisy of Love – One Hot Mess

New Craze Has a Dumb Name

World Govs Panic About Flu – But As Long As You Wash Your Hands, You Should Be Fine

Speidi Get Married, Again

“My Penis” by Perez Hilton & THE ANTICHRIST

If Only Seth Rogen Could Star in All Comedies

Russet Noon – Continued Continued!

Today, Something Mediocre Happened. FML.

TILF: True Life – I Love True Life

B-b-b-b-b-Bad-Bad-Bad Songs

An Introduction To “College Life” – “Real” TV

Happy Earth Day!

Earth Hates You and Aliens Might Too

This is a Boring Post.

Taking The Stage Update 1

Somalia: Where Jail is an Upgrade

Prove You Should Have Been Aborted… on PostSecret!

Zombie Snaggletooth on the Loose – Somebody Catch Amy Winehouse!

You’re Stalking Who?

Drunken Pastimes: Yelling like a Babboon

YOUR OPINIONS MATTER (as long as they coincide with ours)

Guitar Hero and Rock Band, Where Zero Talent = Big Success??

TILF: Pandora Radio, Gift from the Heavens

Identifying with O.J. – Not Recommended by Freud

Russet Noon - Continued!

Oh Canada, Never Stop Being Crazy

Miley Cyrus – Pure and Sweet and Likes Posing in Underwear

Recap: For the Love of Ray J

Oops, No Space Station Love!

Heidi Montag > Paris Hilton

I Offer You – Protection from the Aliens!

Motherhood in Hollywood

Adult Swim: Where Art and Humor Go to Die

Recap: The Hills

Amazon Wants YOU to Know That Being Gay is WRONG

The Ultimate Question on a Gay’s Mind – Britney vs. Christina

TILT: Things I Like Today – “I Thought He Was a Zombie”

TILF: DragonBall Z v. Forrest Gump

Andy Warhol Proves the Importance of 3rd grade Art Class

Robot Scientists and Other Misnomers

Vanity Publishing for Fun and Profit!

Voices on the Metro

The Timeless Struggle: South Park vs Family Guy vs The Simpsons

Conquering Death – Not Always a Good Thing

Spam You Have to Open aka Internet Forwards from People You Actually Know

Dr. Phil, Owner of the World’s Most Condescending Voice

I Believe in Jeeesus

Facebook Never Fails to Piss Me Off

Sunday Special - Bratzzzzzzzzz

Taking the Stage: It’s Staged, and Here’s My Take on It

Back to the Grind – $2,000 Psychics

TILF: Starbucks Coffee, Drink of Our Alien Overlords

TILF: Tales Of Mere Existence

TILF:First Inaugural Things I Like Fridays

Just U and My Opinions 2nite

Greek capitalizes on Sorority Warfare

The Fall of a Mighty Empire

Recap: Real World Brooklyn

Jonas Brothers = The Ultimate Lie

YouTube Videos – Ninth Circle of Hell?

If I Want to Look Through Blinds, I’ll Go to the Window

Coca-Cola – DIE IN A FIRE

March 2009

Rock of Love Bus Zooming Toward a Fail

We Have Moved On!

And Never the Twain Should Meet: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

“Reality Show” Competition

The Secret? Your Coupons are Worthless

High-Top Sneakers

If You Seek a Bad Show

The Forbidden Fruit

Wow, Are You a Model?

Gossip Girl – Amazingly, Still on Air

Boys with Tight Pants

Russet Noon – Not Actually About Potatoes

D

ark Beginnings

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