Comments for Why Is This Popular http://whyisthispopular.com This blog is for you if you've ever viewed some currently hyped idiocy and asked yourself that vital question: Why Is This Popular? Wed, 16 Nov 2011 01:34:36 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Comment on A Relationship Is Not A Tennis Match (And Other Obnoxious Sports Metaphors) by Nottingham Adsel Doubtingtom http://whyisthispopular.com/2011/11/10/a-relationship-is-not-a-tennis-match-and-other-obnoxious-sports-metaphors/#comment-2526 Nottingham Adsel Doubtingtom Wed, 16 Nov 2011 01:34:36 +0000 http://whyisthispopular.com/?p=2348#comment-2526 There would be no sudden death in our relationship, baby. You may think me a silly midwicket, but I'll throw you no googly. There would be no sudden death in our relationship, baby. You may think me a silly midwicket, but I’ll throw you no googly.

]]> Comment on A Relationship Is Not A Tennis Match (And Other Obnoxious Sports Metaphors) by whyisthispopular http://whyisthispopular.com/2011/11/10/a-relationship-is-not-a-tennis-match-and-other-obnoxious-sports-metaphors/#comment-2513 whyisthispopular Fri, 11 Nov 2011 17:20:51 +0000 http://whyisthispopular.com/?p=2348#comment-2513 But how will I know that you will be there to support me in the bottom of the ninth? But how will I know that you will be there to support me in the bottom of the ninth?

]]> Comment on A Relationship Is Not A Tennis Match (And Other Obnoxious Sports Metaphors) by Nottingham Adsel Doubtingtom http://whyisthispopular.com/2011/11/10/a-relationship-is-not-a-tennis-match-and-other-obnoxious-sports-metaphors/#comment-2512 Nottingham Adsel Doubtingtom Fri, 11 Nov 2011 15:49:44 +0000 http://whyisthispopular.com/?p=2348#comment-2512 This is why we should try harder with our relationship, Maria. You're hot and I'm awesome and I know if we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate! This is why we should try harder with our relationship, Maria. You’re hot and I’m awesome and I know if we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!

]]> Comment on A Relationship Is Not A Tennis Match (And Other Obnoxious Sports Metaphors) by C-note http://whyisthispopular.com/2011/11/10/a-relationship-is-not-a-tennis-match-and-other-obnoxious-sports-metaphors/#comment-2511 C-note Fri, 11 Nov 2011 13:59:39 +0000 http://whyisthispopular.com/?p=2348#comment-2511 At least there is love in tennis, baby. At least there is love in tennis, baby.

]]> Comment on How To Be A Complete And Utter Disappointment by David http://whyisthispopular.com/2011/06/24/how-to-be-a-complete-and-utter-disappointment/#comment-2008 David Sun, 26 Jun 2011 05:01:04 +0000 http://whyisthispopular.com/?p=2314#comment-2008 @Margo That's also why the rich spend so much time whining about how persecuted they are. @Margo

That’s also why the rich spend so much time whining about how persecuted they are.

]]> Comment on How To Be A Complete And Utter Disappointment by Margo http://whyisthispopular.com/2011/06/24/how-to-be-a-complete-and-utter-disappointment/#comment-1964 Margo Fri, 24 Jun 2011 14:20:58 +0000 http://whyisthispopular.com/?p=2314#comment-1964 Everyone knows that the amount of money you have is inversely proportionate to your happiness. That's why nobody whines about being poor, right? NV/R, Margo Everyone knows that the amount of money you have is inversely proportionate to your happiness. That’s why nobody whines about being poor, right?

NV/R,

Margo

]]> Comment on How To Raise The Spawn Of Satan by I mean really http://whyisthispopular.com/2011/06/17/how-to-raise-the-spawn-of-satan/#comment-1918 I mean really Mon, 20 Jun 2011 12:40:24 +0000 http://whyisthispopular.com/?p=2311#comment-1918 Why isnt it acceptable to whip other people's kids for them? That used to happen. Not that long ago. It happened to me, twice. Why isnt it acceptable to whip other people’s kids for them? That used to happen. Not that long ago. It happened to me, twice.

]]> Comment on How To Raise The Spawn Of Satan by The.Pure.Evil http://whyisthispopular.com/2011/06/17/how-to-raise-the-spawn-of-satan/#comment-1882 The.Pure.Evil Sat, 18 Jun 2011 16:47:57 +0000 http://whyisthispopular.com/?p=2311#comment-1882 Children must be beaten early. I'm not above beating my kids in front of people. Children must be beaten early. I’m not above beating my kids in front of people.

]]> Comment on How To Raise The Spawn Of Satan by whyisthispopular http://whyisthispopular.com/2011/06/17/how-to-raise-the-spawn-of-satan/#comment-1880 whyisthispopular Sat, 18 Jun 2011 15:50:48 +0000 http://whyisthispopular.com/?p=2311#comment-1880 "My parents don't beat me" is just another way to say "my parents don't care enough to raise me to be a responsible citizen". NV/R, Margo “My parents don’t beat me” is just another way to say “my parents don’t care enough to raise me to be a responsible citizen”.

NV/R,

Margo

]]> Comment on How To Raise The Spawn Of Satan by Ninja Ninja http://whyisthispopular.com/2011/06/17/how-to-raise-the-spawn-of-satan/#comment-1872 Ninja Ninja Sat, 18 Jun 2011 03:04:45 +0000 http://whyisthispopular.com/?p=2311#comment-1872 Overprotectiveness leads to lack of ballsackyness and ability to make your own decisioness. Just use the old belt/fist/switch from the old hickory tree out back manuever. If said hickory tree doesn't exist, use a wooden spoon or ping pong paddle. Also stop giving 11 year olds cell phones. And laptops. And stop bringing your 3 year old into R rated movies. I went to see The Departed because I wanted to enjoy Nicholson being racist and Leo and the rest of the cast saying "fuck" a thousand times. Not to hear your stupid child scream and cry because you and the 12 other mexicans you are with are sharing the milk recently pumped from your breasts in the 1989 Chevy Astro van you all just came in because you are too broke to spend 20 dollars on a small Cherry Coke and a terrible movie hot dog like every other person because you spent your money on meth. Overprotectiveness leads to lack of ballsackyness and ability to make your own decisioness. Just use the old belt/fist/switch from the old hickory tree out back manuever. If said hickory tree doesn’t exist, use a wooden spoon or ping pong paddle. Also stop giving 11 year olds cell phones. And laptops. And stop bringing your 3 year old into R rated movies. I went to see The Departed because I wanted to enjoy Nicholson being racist and Leo and the rest of the cast saying “fuck” a thousand times. Not to hear your stupid child scream and cry because you and the 12 other mexicans you are with are sharing the milk recently pumped from your breasts in the 1989 Chevy Astro van you all just came in because you are too broke to spend 20 dollars on a small Cherry Coke and a terrible movie hot dog like every other person because you spent your money on meth.

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