Posts Tagged 'Burger King'

Burger King Capitalizes On Your Idiocy

Are you hungry? Are you a complete idiot? Boy, does Burger King have a deal for you! Now for limited time only, you can buy three “budget-conscious multi-level BK Stackers”: BK Single Stacker ($1), Double Stacker ($2) and Triple Stacker ($3).

BK Stacker Math > Theory of Relativity

Holy schnitzel what a deal! Why the hell would I even think about buying two Single Stackers when for the same amount of money I can get a Double Stacker with half as much bacon, cheese, and buns? Don’t waste time thinking about these deals when The King supplies the logic for you commoners!

Screw this, I’m going to McDonalds.

NV/R,

Maria

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