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Taking the Stage Cast on Facebook

Published April 24, 2010 celebrities , television , the internet 5 Comments
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Facebook used to be an exclusive, elite community of people with .edu e-mail addresses, but no longer! Facebook has joined the ranks of MySpace and every sorority, letting in all the riff raff with a pulse. As such, it should come as no surprise that (almost) the entire cast of Taking the Stage whores itself out on their own Facebook accounts. Since people in Hollywood make money selling maps to celebrity homes, I figured I could get in on the action by leading you to their Facebook accounts!

Note: I will present the actors/actresses in order of talent, least talented to most talented. It is important to note that this is not a subjective decision, I am an expert.

1. Carlton Totten (apparently aka CTOTT)

    Here is Tater Tot’s account. He literally updates his status every time he goes to the bathroom (i.e. OFTEN). There is only so much I can say about Carlton because I removed him from my newsfeed almost immediately after I friended him. I should also mention that Carlton hit his friend limit and immediately made himself a fan page so he could hoard more “friends.” I’d link it but honestly, does anyone care?

    2. Emily Grace Sones

    Emily S. has a unique Facebook profile in that she doesn’t update her page every five seconds in a pathetic attempt to prolong her 15 minutes of fame. But then… you look at her “About Me” section…

    I’m Emily.
    I live. I learn. I dream. I kiss, a lot. I love. I break. I hold on too long. I move on. I am a free-spirit. I never know what to say at the right moment. I try to find beauty in the most beautiful mistakes. I live in the moment. I am not always rational, and get in trouble, alot. I don’t know what I want now, but I know where I wanna be. I speak through music. I write. I lust for love. I don’t give second chances out easily, you gotta do a hell of a lot once you break my heart to fix it. I live in photos of lazy sundays and times when I don’t think I can ever leaving. I hold onto things too long for the thought they can leave. I leave to fast for things to come back. I dream slowly. I walk fast. I inspire and find inspirations in little things. I am a total and complete mess of a teenage girl. But I don’t think I’d have it any other way. I like it this way.♥

    In fact, Emily inspired me to change the “About” section of www.whyisthispopular.com to something like “I (insert verb). I (insert verb) (insert adverb). I am (insert noun)” but figured Mad Libs was so 1993 (ironically, the year Emily Grace Sones was born!).

    3. Ian Wesley Watts

    Ian really showed his sensitive side on his Facebook after the Ian/EmilyS drama episode aired.

    Poor baby… he must not have noticed all the cameras around or the script he was reading when he cheated on Emily S!

    4. Aaron Breadon!!

    I saved the best for last! After Mia kicked Aaron out of the band, many of you forgot about him. Not the true fans… Aaron Breadon is easily the most talented musician on either season of Taking the Stage. Does nobody remember the song he wrote for Mia called Butterflies? What were they doing wasting camera time on Emily S/Adam’s crappy guitar duet? I, for one, demand more talent on next season and that the name be changed to “Aaron Breandon Takes The Stage”.

    I realize there are at least a dozen other whiney Taking the Stage teenagers on Facebook. These are the only four I bothered friending because let’s be honest, after I friended Carlton I lost my will to live.

    NV/R,

    Maria

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      Doppelganger Week on Facebook

      Published February 2, 2010 rants , the internet 8 Comments
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      Nice try, guys. For a second there I thought I had hundreds of good-looking friends! Then, sadly, I realized that instead everyone on my newsfeed has brilliantly substituted their usual duckface profile pic for a celebrity.

      For those who haven’t noticed, the new Facebook fad is to change your profile to a celebrity you think looks like you.

      Helen Keller and Ray Charles on Look-Alike Week

      Helen Keller and Ray Charles on Look-Alike Week

      News flash, Helen Keller: every single person that has an attractive celebrity as their profile picture doesn’t in the least bit resemble them. Oh wait… I have noticed that people have been sticking pretty true to skin tone and gender.

      Wake up and smell the roses – none of you are special. If you were special and looked remotely like any celebrities, you’d probably be one and have your own pictures with more doctoring than Joan Rivers. Since you’re spending your time reading this blog and changing your profile picture according to the latest trend, I’ll have to assume you are just a moron.

      NV/R,

      Maria

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      Chris Brown Apologizes to Rihanna

      Published July 20, 2009 celebrities , music , news 4 Comments
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      In the most public way possible.

      Chris Brown, who has not received jail time, just took the COLOSSAL step of apologizing to Youtube’s audience. He never actually specified what he was apologizing for (perhaps beating Rihanna in the face? Just a guess), but he did say that he was very very sorry. Oh good! He also said he’s “told Rihanna countless times” that he’s sorry… perhaps he shouted it from the 150 feet away that he’s required to stay?

      What’s truly unbelievable are the comments on the video. One of my favorites probably thinks that all of MTV’s shows are unstaged:

      i am glad that you have spoke directly to use and not in a statement

      Someone else apparently found all those pictures of Chris with a bloody lip and black eyes…

      Rihanna is a jealous stuck up sly bitch and we all kno it was a two way fing so i don’t kno why every1 is takin it all out on you. Your’e true fans will always be by yourside so dont pay attention to the haters!

      Of course, some people have limits:

      sometimes i guess a bitch just needs to get slapped out… (not bitten though)

      Genius here apparently wants a black eye:

      this atually made me cry. Christopher…you are a role model no matter what!!!!! what you did everyone forgives and forgets. I was behind you 100% of the way…some people may say they are your biggest fan and blah blah im not going to sit here and say that. because i already know how much i like you and WOULD LOVE TO MEET YOU…

      Have fun meeting your role model; remember that broccoli prevents bruising.

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      NV/R,

      Margo

      Tragic News: Lindsay Lohan Has Returned

      Published May 18, 2009 celebrities , movies 7 Comments
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      Lindsay Lohan, who up until recently has been widely perceived as dead, appears to be returning to “acting.” I think we all remember “I Know Who Killed Me,” the 2007 flop that got a whopping 8% from Rotton Tomatoes. And by “remember” I don’t mean remember watching, since I am assuming you all saw the trailer and gagged.

      @lindsaylohanhooker

      I can’t completely write off Lohan’s career, considering she starred in the Parent Trap and Mean Girls. Aside from these two I can’t think of a single good movie she has released. Basically puberty killed her career.

      Some idiot (D-list director/writer/producer David Michaels) went temporarily insane and hired Skeletor for The Other Side, scheduled to release in October 2010. Michaels might as well have walked under a ladder, broken a mirror, and started breeding black cats… Lohan will practically guarantee zero success for his film.

      @lindsayourthoughts

      The film, comically enough, stars Lohan as some sort of scholar. The only thing she could school others in is being a crackwhore. To prove how serious she can be, she told reporters “I’m committed. I’m not going to be late. I’m really, really excited about doing this and working with these other actors.” Wow Lindsay! What incredible work ethic! I smell a Harvard graduate in the making…

      NV/R,

      Maria

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      Naked Rihanna – No Shirt, No Shoes, No Talent! (SFW)

      Published May 9, 2009 celebrities , music 15 Comments
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      Wow Perez, really out-assholed yourself this time. Rihanna (former girlfriend/abusee of Chris “Ima Beat You Up BEYOTCH” Brown) is in the spotlight again (thanks to Perez) – NAKED. Sifting through the pictures at first seems pretty tame (I don’t see a huge difference between celebs in underwear and celebs in bikinis).

      Then all the sudden it’s like being Rihanna’s mirror straight out of a Pussycat Dolls video!? We’re talking full-frontal, extremely explicit, inappropriate snapshots. Wow Rihanna… all that incredible PR/sympathy you’ve been rolling in the past months down the drain.

      @rihannadisturbia

      The truth is that Rihanna has been swimming in controversy instead of talent from the beginning. First we thought she was a man (“thought” like I don’t think that anymore…) and then of course the Chris Brown fiasco. Now this? I’ll be the first to say that I hate Rihanna’s music. SOS, please someone help me… words straight from God. Her songs are more mentally and physically debilitating than Chris Brown’s left hook. Paired with looking like a dying ostrich stuck in a Eurythmics music video and you’ve got Grade A Hollywood Trainwreck.

      NV/R,

      Maria

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      Lindsay Lohan: Unfed and Unfunny

      Published May 8, 2009 celebrities , the internet 4 Comments
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      Every once in awhile, Funny or Die fails me miserably. In between Zach Galifianakis and Pearl Ferrell… F’D slips in something so terrible it makes me lose faith in humanity.

      Exhibit A: Lindsay Lohan’s Attempt At Comedy

      “I’m recently single, (pause) I think, and I’m looking for someone who I can spend the rest of my life with. Or, at least the rest of my probation with. Ha ha. A little bit about me. I’m an actress, a singer, an entrepreneur and I single-handedly kept ninety percent of all gossip websites in business. I would define my personality as, uh, creative. I’m a bit of night owl. I’m a workaholic, a shopaholic, and-”

      Give me a call the second probation jokes get funny. Then we can all sit at the campfire singing kumbaya and making fun of malnourished children with AIDs. Let’s set the record straight: nobody ever found Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton, or any other anorexic female celebrity who was just discovering the miracles of drugs and alcohol “funny.”

      @lindseylohandesperation

      Thank God for the “Die” button. In the meantime, ¿WITP? will be accepting donations for our “Feed Lindsay (and other washed-up celebrities) Drive.” We appreciate the kind that jingles, but we’d rather get the kind that folds.

      NV/R,

      Maria

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