Let’s face it: There are no winners on this show. You have the rejects who were rejected even by Daisy, who is clearly off her head during 90% of the show; and then you have the winner, who gets to date Daisy. Yay…?
Daisy had narrowed the choices down to three: 12 Pack, who has been on more reality shows than the MTV camera crews. Flex, a boring muscle-type guy who was clearly too clean-cut to win. And London, the mohawk-sporting misfit who ran away from the show in the beginning (clearly he and Daisy had connection forged in the fires of Mount Vesuvius), but was brought back later because Daisy thought he was hot.
The first to go home was 12-Pack. He’d milked more than enough TV time out of this little venture, so he figured he’d go home and brood on how to make Vh1 FINALLY give him his own show (does he need a job? should he be gay? what do you people want from him?!).
Then it was down to the top two. Mr. “Nice Guys Finish Last” Flex, and Mr. “I Will Treat You Poorly and Give You Herpes” London.
In an ending that nobody but a blind person didn’t see coming, Daisy threw her arms around London and declared him to be her rockstar. Did I mention that earlier on the show London had trouble reading words like “amazing” off of Daisy’s note? Perhaps they are a match made in… uh… a sweaty nightclub.
NV/R,
Margo
These three were so ridiculous that they actually got kicked off immediately. Supposedly it was because they weren’t serious about Daisy – granted, they actually admitted that they were only there for the booze. Still, I’m guessing the real reason they got the boot is because they’re actually chicks.
Not only is he insanely not attractive and probably 40+, Weasel – yes, she named him Weasel – passes out drunk before elimination. Let me review: old, ugly, weird, drunk. And he STILL doesn’t get eliminated! Oh, what a treasure trove of winners this show has found.
There is such a thing as getting too into tattoos. Cage is that thing. He’s a cage fighter, as you might guess from the name, which basically means that he gets stuffed in a box with another guy for a living. Yay! Tip: People with tattoos on their faces generally are not going to be making their millions off of a desk job.
This guy is legitimately attractive and actually has a job that’s not being a stripper or a barman. So of course, he got approximately 30 seconds of screen time and will probably never be seen again.
After the same 30 seconds Professor didn’t get, Daisy fell head over heels with Fox. Apparently he is attractive. I’m not seeing it, though. Brb, getting new eyes.
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