It seems I cannot live my life without being accosted by little spawns of Satan and their brain dead parents running into me and interrupting my extremely important life. Somehow amidst all of the politically correct bullshit surrounding American society, it became unacceptable to beat misbehaving children or expect them to learn things in school. Result: millions of little brats running around like Helen Keller in the mall.
Of course these dumb little shitlets get away with murder by their hippy parents that put them in schools to learn conflict resolution and other absurdities that 7 year olds clearly need formal training on. They may be in the 25th percentile on standardized tests, but their private school education really boosts their self-esteem you guys.
What’s more obnoxious is when their douchewizard parents give you the I’m-A-Useless-Member-Of-Society shrug as if to say “what can you do” and you’re just supposed to chuckle and say something stupid like “kids will be kids.” No. Kids will be monsters if you don’t beat them. It’s your little cockroach menaces that grow up and become art history majors and raise more little turds. Use a condom.
NV/R,
Maria
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