Skinny jeans: the best and worst thing to happen to the 21 century. I say best because some people can “pull them off.” (This is a phrase I tend to hate because I think everyone can pretty much “pull off” whatever style [notice I say style, not specific cut of shirts/pants/etc] as long as they have self-confidence.) On the other hand, many men and women should throw away their dreams of dressing like Lindsay Lohan out the window and accept the fact that they look godawful in skinny jeans, aka CHICKEN PANTS.
OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO THEIR ANKLES!? THEY HAVE DISAPPEARED. Using NASA technology, I was able to zoom in on Joe Jonas and bring you this startling image:
NEWS FLASH… skinny jeans make your legs look like a chicken. If you are the perfect height (aka not too midget-y and not too Shrek-y), then you may not look like Chicken Little in your Hot Topic pants. Otherwise, you are spending hundreds on looking like an animal that sleeps and eats in it’s own poop. Om nom nom.
NV/R,
Maria
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